7.4.08

Accents

Hopefully it doesn't come as much of a surprise to you to know that people generally don't like Americans. It's partially our mannerisms and mostly our government that really gives us the bad reputation. So, if you're smart, you try not to make it too obvious that you're american. That is, don't talk so loudly, don't be so obnoxious, don't wear your George W. fan club shirt, and don't eat more than everyone else around you. Unfortunately, the accent is always a bit of a giveaway. 

On a trip from Paris to London, I was talking to the UK police officer at passport control who had no idea I was American until I handed him my passport. This was a good sign for me, nearly passing as British, but since then, I've been able to get by with other ethnicities aside from American. 

I don't know Italian, but I do know that Spanish is closer to Italian than English, so whilst in Rome, I opted to try Spanish first, because people don't like you to expect them to know English. At an internet cafe, I was asked if I actually was Spanish, despite handing over a UK university ID in exchange for the use of a computer. While the group was in Tivoli, I went off with a few loud Americans as they searched for toilets. I was clearly with the group and they were clearly American. I stayed behind as the group filtered out and upon ordering a croissant, I was questioned if I was French (although he might have been taking the piss). 

According to my flatmates, I don't have a very strong American accent. They met me the same night they met a texan and said I didn't sound American, whereas she did. And I guess my time over here is just pushing me further away from the typical American accent because Lee's newest flatmate is from California and she thought I was from Northern Ireland as well. 

So for all of you who told me to come back with an accent, it appears I might be doing so, even though I haven't really been trying. Although, due to certain circumstances, it might be a bit more of a Northern Irish accent than an English one. 

Important note: English muffins are different from the American version and so much better. And chips (British french fries with more potato) are highly addicting, especially when there's a chip shop just down the road.